A Glimpse into My Former Life

A ways back when I used to receive a real salary for the work I did...I use to gad about about in high heels, beehive hats and voluminous dresses. Seen here, presenting my new range I am poised ready to thump some admen over the head with my darling little handbag if they even so much as think of antagonizing me.

But really I needn't have worried because they are way too bedazzled by my voluptuous curves to even speak let alone come out of the shadows.
Oh they were glorious old times...